Well, I'm off with Mrs. Northwester tomorrow on Friday 13th to spend an evening enjoying Islamic dance in a Conservative club in a major BNP stronghold, so please don't imagine that I don't live a diverse and multicultural life.
In the absence of anything funny or meaningful of my own to say this evening, here are two links.
Number one is to an article by that officially treasured, but in fact utterly marginalized figure, a moderate Muslim.
And here is a website of jokes about 0'Bambi.Home