For want of a nail

GC Cooper kindly points out in a comment below that the awesome EU Referendum blog has done the maths on where UKIP (plus the similarly anti-EU and anti-immigration but with Left-wing economic policies BNP) may have prevented Tories from getting an absolute majority in the Commons.

Perhaps my fellow 'Kippers' foot calluses were worth something somewhere in our once-proud province.
Castle City, alas, was not such a seat, where Mister Cameron's parachutist did alright for himself.