Red Telegraph: Where's Malcolm X?

The formerly reliable Telegraph seems to be acting in a Soviet style by deleting the existence of a well-known national party of freedom, self-government and a smaller and more efficient State.

Here's The Telegraph's election results by party, votes cast, percentage share, etc.

And here's the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation's fancier equivalent.

Look who's missing from The 'graph!

At this rate, I'm going to have to drag more food, supplies and ammunition downstairs and shelter in the basement of my modest water fluoridation plant with my Carol Verderman photo album and wait for Milla Jovovich to deal with the Cameroons and Cleggies for me.


Oh, and which nationally-known politician does that metal-capped and no doubt copper-bottomed, cast-iron scientist resemble, bless him?