He who dares wins, Rodders.

Dell has fixed and returned my PC in usable form on the fourth day.

I know you all want me to use Macs or Unix or something, but all I ever did in my IT Helpdesk at the Great North-western ISP days was to fix Windows mail clients and broadband and explain the difference between computers and microwave ovens and I don't do hardware.
However, at considerable cost but after that very short time I can now blog once more from my luxury penthouse suite between Castle City's highest council estate and its hilliest housing association tract and return to the fight against the International Islamist Threat with freshness and confidence.

Meanwhile, we all need a laugh, so why not pop over to Beware of Geeks and follow his link to the London Underground Song - which is like the Daily Mash with crotchets and quavers.

And if you don't know what a crotchet is, then you haven't run on a hot summer's day in tight trousers.