A large number of vacancies have unexpectedly become
available throughout Britain ’s medical,
educational and care industries throughout the UK
Cheap to pay, ill-educated immigrants with a
burning desire to settle and improve the United Kingdom are needed for a wide
variety of hands-on jobs involving the sick and convalescent as well as
children and the elderly.
Ideal candidates will have little or no
knowledge of the spoken English language and will be illiterate in its written
form and preferably illiterate in the written language (if any) of their
country of origin.
You will be dealing intimately with confused,
injured or infirm individuals unable to fend for themselves so no medical,
teaching or nursing qualifications are required and any catering experience need
only be at the most rudimentary possible level. Personal hygiene is of
paramount importance to the consortium of corporate shareholders and off-site managers
offering this invitation, so full training in toilet use and explanations of
what baths are for will be given in the thorough, days-long induction course
delivered by a former dinner lady given management responsibilities beyond her
qualifications.
You will preferably come from war-ravaged and
brutal nations where respect for police or other authority figures who are not
also relatives or patrons is not a consideration. A thorough belief in the
curative powers of albino body parts and the healing properties of virgin girls
is considered and advantage.
Healthcare and education are highly competitive
enterprises in the United
Kingdom
Successful applicants will not be expected to
fit in with a busy and highly-motivated team or to respect the persons,
property, ethics or welfare of its members. Management will not object if your
religious, family and personal needs to take priority over any technicalities
that may arise during the working day such as medical emergencies, fire alarms
and the emotional needs of children and disturbed adults.
Each position is available immediately and is
expected to last until you or your wife or wives achieve Permanent Resident status,
when you and they will be able to claim a wide variety of benefits and other entitlements
and you will be able to spend all your time with your growing family (domestic
and foreign) or at your children’s free schools where you are invited to explain
why such schooling is wrong and must change immediately and apologies be made (and
hopefully compensation paid) to you and yours.
MerkelMayObamaCorps would like to take this
opportunity to welcome you to what remains of Western Civilisation. Please feel
free to do whatever you want with our countries and our people and please,
never call us or other important people racist.
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