And so it begins

Silly week – go and see the main event at Man in a Shed’s place.

I’m still mad as hell at the jokers who own us, but here goes with some stuff I fondly believe to be funny.

Definitions.

Photocopier: Something that goes wrong.

(cf., Politician, except the verb is ‘does’.)

Guilt: the uncomfortable emotion felt when you remember doing something bad.

(cf., Remorse; the uncomfortable emotion felt when you remember the French maid costume you were wearing at the time.)

Backwards songs.

Q: What happens when you play a country and western song backwards?
A: Your dog comes home; you get your truck back; the mill hires you again; you find your basement full of whisky and your ex-wife marries you.

Q: What happens when you play a Goth song backwards?
A: You die.

Q: What happens when you play a Christian hymn backwards?
A: Everybody dies.