Off to my beautiful and Eurosceptic native county for the weekend to play with the now-only-Small Northwester: travelling via my Labour-riddled ancestral homeland.
There may be computers. There may not. There may be Cyberman. There may not be Blogger, like this morning. |:-(
You'll all keep hitting them while I'm away living the life of Riley and on my return I shall once more take my place in the huge Right-wing conspiracy.
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