The Grim Beaker

(with apologies to Terry Pratchett.)

GLUG. said The Death of Beer.
'Glug?!' asked the beer.
GLUG. replied The Death of Beer.GLUG.
'Psshh, click, glug, glug, glug?' asked the beer, hopefully.
GLUG, replied The Death of Beer, not unkindly.
'Glug,' said the beer, rather bitterly.