Tuesday, 22 June 2010

Fair's fair

Better late than never.

At considerably less cost to the public purse than £200,000,000, They’re Joking, Aren’t They? is proud to publish for the first time and as a world exclusive, the full report of the Provisional IRA Army Council’s inquiry into the unfortunate deaths of civilians and military combatants caused by the IRA and by IRA operatives were unaccountably not wearing uniforms or identifiable badges as mandated by the laws of warfare.

It is followed by an exhaustive list of retrospective remedies to IRA former abuses enforced upon IRA personnel and the structures set up to prevent further unjustified loss of life, including full documentation of each investigation and its subsequent punishment/reparations.

Picture from here.

Next week, we shall publish the United Nations Security Council report on the rocket campaign against Israeli civilians with an exhaustive list of the indictments against the Palestinians and Hezbollah, and the full table of organisation of the International Court of Justice trial against the perpetrators at The Hague.


Philipa said...

Good comment on Peter Hitchens' blog, and good post here! Glad I stopped by :-)

James Higham said...

Presume they were all meant to be blank?

North Northwester said...

Hi Philipa - thanks for stopping by and for your kind comment. Anonymity's great, isn't it?

Hi James, and welcome back. Sorry I've been wandering off a bit lately, friend.
Yeah - they sure are meant to be blank. Thought I'd try to copy that old moral equivalence thing, only with - you know - actual morality.


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